I’d really hate to know the amount of money I’ve wasted on buying clothes online that haven’t fitted me and I’ve been too lazy to send back.
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I’ve never been a lover of scary films but yesterday I think I may have inadvertently discovered the cause of my aversion to anything mildly related to horror.
The iPhone X has been out for the best part of a few hours now, and naturally people are going a bit nuts over it.
I’m one of the first people to moan when a film is CGI’d to within an inch of its life and has more visual effects on it than a Kardashian selfie.
Remember that programme on the BBC where James May would do various cool things with toys? The best episode was obviously when he made a house out of LEGO.
I don’t want to upset anyone here, but Samuel Adams isn’t a very nice beer. It’s just too fruity and dull; sort of like if an alcoholic man were to chew some hops and then spit them into your mouth.
I can never put into words just how much I love the old Simpsons. It’s gotten to the point where I’m writing about it quite a lot these days but the words still escape me.
Earlier this year, the story of “Tinder poo girl” went about as viral as we’ve ever seen anything go. To quickly recap, she did a sh*t at her Tinder date’s house, only for it not to flush down.
With around a week to go before the John Lewis Christmas advert is released, fans are starting to speculate on what this year’s theme will be. So far we’ve had cute kids, snowpeople in love, penguins in love, lonely old people and animals on a trampoline.
A couple of years ago, there was a story about a flight attendant who quit his job by grabbing the tannoy, telling the passengers what colossal d*cks they’d been, stealing a six pack of beer out of the plane’s fridge, opening the emergency door and jumping down the slide to freedom. (This was after the plane had landed, by the way.) He left his job in a blaze of glory, the likes of which no departing employee has been able to emulate.
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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them was a surprisingly good film, wasn’t it? I didn’t for a second think that it wasn’t going to be fun, but I really couldn’t have predicted it being a genuinely quality watch.
There’s so many people being cheated on in the world that I feel pretty privileged that I’ve never been one of them.
Disney have announced the full cast for their upcoming live-action remake of ‘The Lion King’, with Beyoncé confirmed as the voice of Nala. Set to hit cinemas in 2019, the remake will see legendary actor, James Earl Jones, reprise his role as Mufasa from the original animation released back in 1994.
‘I’m A Celeb’ fans, it’s good news. ITV have just released the first teaser trailer for this year’s season, confirming that it’ll start at some point this month (November).
The Blair Witch Project was released in 1999 and it quickly became one of the most important horror films to be made.