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SAS ‘Quad Bike Squad’ Sent To Crush ISIS

Not only do we have Task Force Black stepping it up in the fight against ISIS, but the SAS has now revealed that they’ve set up a quad bike squad to attack the organisation.

We Found Your Old GCSE Media Coursework On YouTube And It’s Pretty Special

Have you ever had one of those days where you’re super distracted and you just fall into a never-ending pointless YouTube cesspit and get nothing done?

Man Uses Craigslist’s ‘Missed Connections’ Section To Try And Hook Up With The Most Inappropriate Person Ever

You’ve probably heard of the Missed Connections section of Craigslist – or seen a similar section in the Metro – but in case you haven’t it’s where people go to try and hook up with people who probably have no clue that they even exist.

Why Are The British Public So Obsessed With Watching Posh Dickheads On TV?

I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s noticed you can’t fucking move for class-based TV at the moment. Whilst the staples of Jeremy Kyle and TOWIE have come to be accepted parts of British television, the deluge of Upper-class tomfoolery that is currently polluting the airwaves has come as quite a shock to me.

This Russian Dude Just Turned The Term ‘Russian Dash Cam’ On Its Head

Fantastic reaction to smashing into another car in the middle of the street here. Literally jump out of your car and run for the hills before anyone sees you.

88-Year-Old Billionaire Duchess Dies And Leaves Nothing To Her 64-Year-Old Toy Boy Husband

The 18th Duchess of Alba, one of Spain’s best-known public figures, died this week aged 88. She left the entirety of her £2.2 billion fortune to her six children and nothing to 64-year-old husband Alfonso Diez, who is 24 years her junior.

Katy Perry Shames ‘Stalkers’ Who Hounded Her For Bikini Photo

Just because Katy Perry has made a career out of having fantastic boobs, does that mean paparazzi should get to photograph them anytime they want?

The Satanic Children’s Big Book Of Activities

When I fist came across this Satanic children’s book I thought it had to be a joke. A Satanic children’s book?

Chinese University Kills Stray Dog After It Starts Attending Lectures

Students at the Northwest A&F University in China are furious after university officials killed a dog that had become a campus mascot after it started attending lectures.

Here’s The First Trailer For The Game Of Thrones Video Game

Game Of Thrones is probably the most popular television show around right now and I’m sure that many readers of Sick Chirpse are going through withdrawal symptoms during the break between the fourth and fifth series, even though you can look at cool stuff like these Game Of Thrones character reimagined in the 90s.

James Bond’s Laser Watch Is Now Real

It might have been one of the lamest weapons on Goldeneye (except maybe for the throwing knives) but you can’t deny that the fact that a laser watch exists in real life is off the charts and probably something that never thought would actually happen.

Guy Tries To Prank Girlfriend With Fake Side Chick Texts, Girlfriend Pulls Out The Scissors

Some girls will shame their cheating boyfriends over Facebook, other girls will pull out a pair of scissors and get stabby: After… Good thing he had the bathroom door locked, otherwise we imagine this’d be one of those YouTube videos gone horrifically wrong.

Dope Shots #166

Feast your eyes on this… Our 166th instalment of Dope Shots features plenty of aesthetically pleasing snapshots and .gifs that will shock, stimulate and soothe your eye balls.

School Headmaster Caught Going Down On Female Maths Teacher (NSFW)

In another sex scandal involving the school community – it was only last week when a teacher bedded a 16 year old student in Argentina and the video ended up on a porn site – a headmaster has been filmed by students going down on a female maths teacher.

Here’s An Interview With A Guy Who Has Been Having Sex With Horses For 20 Years

Although we’ve featured some great interviews here on Sick Chirpse in the past, we haven’t come anywhere close to anything as incredible as this one that was published in the New York magazine’s Science Of Us supplement yesterday.

These Barbie Dolls Come With Cellulite, Stretch Marks, Tattoos And Acne

Designer Nikolay Lamm isn’t happy with the way that Barbie dolls portray women as stick thin with permanently arched feet and platinum blonde hair and sought to change this by creating what he describes as a ‘realistic Barbie doll’.

DC Comics Are Suing Valencia Because Their Club Crest Looks Like The Batman Logo

In the comic books and the movies Batman always wins but in real life the results might not be so certain, especially when they’re taking on a football club.

Bill Cosby Just Baited Himself Up Big Time When Asked About Rape Allegations

I’m no criminal psychologist or anything, but if you were being accused of rape and knew in your heart of hearts that you were innocent, wouldn’t you take every available opportunity to clear your name and deny the accusations levelled at you?

Eminem Says He Wants To Rape Iggy Azalea In New Track ‘Vegas’

Iggy Azalea already has to deal with overzealous fans trying to finger her while she crowdsurfs at concerts, but now she has a fresh reason for concern – Eminem has suggested he wants to full on rape her.

Stream Keysound Recordings’ Upcoming ‘Certified Connections’ Compilation

There aren’t many labels that have done more to push and expand the darker ends of UK club music than Keysound Recordings.