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Absolute Nutjob Bites The Head Off His Girlfriend’s Chihuahua During Brutal Fight

A man over in Puerto Rico has been arrested after he bit the head off of his girlfriend’s Chihuahua. Images VIA  Luis Arroyo, 40, allegedly attacked the dog in a fit of rage, before punching the girlfriend in the face.

Spiders Could Officially Eat Every Human On Earth In A Year

In what might be one of the most unsettling theoretical news stories we’ve ever featured here on Sick Chirpse, it turns out that the world’s spider population could eat every human being on the planet in the space of a year and still be hungry.

The Teenage Model Who Was Auctioning Her Virginity Has Finally Made A Sale

I’m not sure if any of you remember, but several months back a teenage underwear model decided to put her virginity up for sale, much to her parent’s dismay.

A Fight Over How To Cook Hot Dogs Has Led To A Police Hostage Situation

I’ve never really even debated how to cook hot dogs, but apparently some people can feel so passionately about it that they’re willing to launch a full on hostage situation about it.

Airport Honours Cristiano Ronaldo With The World’s Most Horrifying Statue

Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the world’s most famous footballers and rightly so, having won almost every honour in the game and smashing almost every record in it too.

Here’s Why You Should Watch Simon Amstell’s Movie About Veganism

‘Carnage – Swallowing The Past’ is the new mockumentary from comedian Simon Amstell. Featured Image VIA Exclusive to iPlayer and narrated by Amstell himself, the mockumentary runs political satire like vintage Chris Morris.

There’s A Scientific Explanation For Why Tetris Is So Addictive

For over 30 years, gamers old and young have wasted countless hours lining up animated building blocks in the name of Tetris – but have you ever wondered what make the Nintendo classic so darn addictive?

Horrific Footage Shows Missing Man’s Corpse Being Cut Out Of A Giant Python

When it comes to dying, nobody really wants to do it, but getting eaten alive by a python has got to be one of the most horrendous ways to go.

The Next Big Food Trend Is Putting Candyfloss On Your Pizza

Just when you thought all the weird pizza trends were starting to die down (we’d almost forgotten about pizza dipped in milk) another one has appeared out of the woodwork and it might just be the strangest one yet.

Study Finds That Looking At Boobs Helps Men Live Longer

There are thousands of nice ideas about living longer and the things that you have to do in order to achieve this, but this is definitely the best one that I’ve heard yet.

Florida Man Discovers 10 Pound ‘Giant Blunt’ Washed Up On The Beach

Every other day a bizarre story emerges from Florida and today is no different. The most recent occurrence involves a blunt, a beach and a whole lot of weed.

Po From The Teletubbies Went On To Star In A Lesbian Sex Scene

Teletubbies is an absolutely legendary children’s television show from the late 90s that achieved worldwide notoriety for being completely weird and having a bunch of sexual innuendos included in it.

This Is Officially The UK’s Favourite Sandwich

The one and only brand Heinz have carried out a UK survey in order to look at the sandwich eating habits of the British public.

‘Phoenix Forgotten’ Explores The World’s Most Notorious Real Life UFO Sighting

The question of whether or not we’re alone in the universe is one that’s going to exist until we have proper confirmation, and until/if we reach that point, there’s always going to be speculation about just what is going on in outer space.

UK’s Biggest Landlord Bans ‘Coloured People’ Because Of ‘The Curry Smell’

One of the biggest buy-to-let landlords in Britain has sent out a video statement saying that he has banned “coloured people” from renting his properties because they leave the houses “smelling of curry”.

Guy Tries To Prank His Girlfriend; It Backfires In The Most Embarrassing Way Possible

YouTuber HammyTV tried to pull the classic teddybear prank on his girlfriend, whereby he hid in a giant teddybear costume and waited for her to enter the room so that he could then scare the shit out of her.

Brother Brutally Destroys Best Friend Into Oblivion For Asking His Sister For Nudes

The number one rule in boy code is that you don’t mess with your best mate’s sister. Featured Image VIA  I personally don’t believe in any of that boy code/girl code bullshit, but the begrudged brother in this video must have it tattooed on his heart or something because he feels it’s enough to justify beating the shit out of his mate.

The Teaser Trailer To ‘IT’ Was Leaked Earlier Than Expected

The hype around the remake of Stephen King’s It seems to have reached fever pitch recently following several reports of how utterly shit scary it is, and this has boiled over with the fact that the first teaser trailer has been released a day early.

Video Shows How Russian Hooligans Are Going To Destroy England Fans At The World Cup

Everyone knows how much Russia is into hooliganism following the events in Marseille with England fans last summer, and it seems as if they haven’t skipped a beat in their preparations for the World Cup 2018 if the scenes in the video below are anything to go by.

The Author Of ‘Trainspotting’ Is Writing A TV Series On The Birth Of Acid House

Author of the iconic book ‘Trainspotting’, Irvine Welsh, has been tapped to write a TV series based on the awakening of acid house culture.