How the hell does someone like Ed Sheeran end up as bum chums with Courtney Cox? And when did you ever think you’d see Sting chilling at the same table as Tupac?
Of course, the question does have to be why would anyone want another Jodie Marsh, but for some reason Latvian glamour model Victoria Wild has decided to provide us with Jordan Mark II.
Following the success of Tinder – and all the lolz we’ve had from all the creepy guys on there – the next step has occurred with new app KickOn which allows you find the perfect after party when you’re beaned off your face at 5am in Fabric.
We’ve featured a lot of high calorie treats here on Sick Chirpse with the best (?) probably being the ultimeatum but this offering from KFC Korea might give it a run for its money.
A San Francisco tour guide decided that as it was her last day at work, she may as well go out with a bang, so she decided to embark on a length racist rant abusing literally everything possible about the Chinatown area they were driving through.
Feast your eyes on this… Our 162nd instalment of Dope Shots features plenty of aesthetically pleasing snapshots and .gifs that will shock, stimulate and soothe your eye balls.
Although there are probably a few of you that don’t agree, I’m sure that most people are pretty stoked that they don’t have to deal with images of child porn, animal torture – you know stuff like Chinese bear bile farming but way worse – decapitation and whatever else when you’re scrolling down your Facebook feed.
We feature optical illusion street art (and even optical illusion tattoos) on the site fairly regularly, and we featured Spanish street artist Pejac a couple of months ago because he creates some of the trippiest optical illusion pieces of street art out there.
Occasional Sick Chirpse writer Antony Firth-Clark went to go see Lunice last week at XOYO and was surprised to discover that he didn’t use decks when he played live but instead used an Ableton box.
Earlier on this week everyone got really really pissed off when it was announced that Zane Lowe had curated his own soundtrack for iconic movie Drive that was going to be shown on BBC 3 next week.
It’s fair to say that getting a job is probably one of the most annoying and time consuming things you have to do with your life, so it’s not surprising that sometimes people try and think a little out of the box with their applications in the hope of standing out.
We’ve written about Synthol on the site and how injecting it into your muscles makes you look like a complete and utter moron like this Brazilian guy called Arlindo Arnomalia, but to be honest we thought he was the pinnacle of stupidity and never thought we would see anything like this ‘bodybuilder’ from Baghdad who injects both Synthol and steroids into his muscles to make them pretty much the biggest things anyone has ever seen.
We can’t for the life of us figure out what this girl is on but it sure looks like a fun time. Nothing like being so high that you’re standing in the middle of the car park trying to decide whether to sit down in the invisible chair or not when suddenly some guy beeps really loudly at you and BAM – welcome back to the real world.
As a species, humanity is pretty cocksure of itself. We always reckon we’re right and that the current mode of thinking is spot on.
Oh Lord, what have they pulled out of the sea this time? We all know only too well that the ocean holds some pretty magical and terrifying items.
Divorcing your husband isn’t so bad when it means you get an $100 million divorce settlement – just ask Tiger Woods’ ex Elin Nordegren.
Commuting through a major city is akin to going to war some mornings. It’s every man for himself. The trucks hate the cars, the cars hate the taxis, the cyclists hate the cars and buses, and pedestrians hate the cyclists, the cars and the taxis.
We’ve featured some insane workout routines on the site before, but this one for 12 year old Julian Newman is probably the craziest yet.
If you have ever watched Star Trek or other sci-fi media, you have probably seen some rendition of a Universal Translator.
A dude called Mark Jorgensen sent this story in about his experience with BT and how they ripped him off for a year and then didn’t even give him a good internet connection that he could get a decent stream on.