"He tells me random stories every night when we’re falling asleep. Last night’s story was about a chipmunk who felt lonely because he was the only chipmunk who liked flapper music from the 1920’s."
"What’s your favorite thing about your husband?" "He’s very creative. He started a club for all the grandchildren called the Poop In Your Pants Club.
"I haven’t taken it seriously so far, but I have plenty of time."
“What’s the most heroic thing you’ve ever done?” “I was sitting on the stoop one day, and I saw these two guys from the neighborhood sneak up behind a lady and reach into her purse.
“There was a long period when I was pretty directionless, and she always had a way of putting a positive spin on things.
"I once crash landed a plane in a desert in Tunisia. I wasn’t even the pilot. The pilot got hysterical and I had to grab the controls."
"I’m not very good at science. We did an experiment in class where we measured the pH of water, but I messed it up." "What happened?
"I legally changed my name to Space. It’s to remind me that the problems in your life are like stars.
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"She picked me up when I was hitchhiking 17 years ago. She was in a caravan of orange 1973 Volkswagen buses.
"I’m trying to raise a thinking child in a world that is constantly telling him what to believe." "How do you do that?
"I teach 11th grade."
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“She settled me down for a little while, but soon my demons caught up with me. I started getting bored, so I started going out in the evenings.
"He does math problems out loud in his sleep." "She collects vintage teacups."
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"I’m finding out that being an adult is a lot more than learning how to cook."
"I tried being a commodities broker for awhile, but everything turned bad in 2008. Things got so bad that my boss checked himself into a hotel room and shot himself.
"I’m the lead designer for Stetson hats. I’ve never met someone as crazy about hats as me. My goal in life is for everyone to understand that there is a hat out there for them.
"I thought we had a close family until my grandmother died without leaving a will."