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“Marcel the Shell with Shoes On” Is Back and As Nervously Perfect as Ever

There’s finally another collection of questions and answers with everybody’s favorite talking shell…

This Extraordinary Compilation of Animal Rescues Is Like a Best-of for the Human Race

These beautiful people demonstrate everything that’s amazing about humans as they take the time and sometimes even risk their own safety to save these desperate creatures…

18 More Brands Updated with “Honest Slogans” (Comcast’s Is So Honest It Hurts)

Comcast wants you to think they’re all about “The Future of Awesome!” Taco Bell says their food will help you “Live Más.” But we all know what these brands are really all about.

NYC Cop Doesn’t Understand the Law Even After Reading It Aloud, Arrests Law-abiding Singer

In a bizarre incident on the platform of a New York Subway, street musician Andrew Kalleen was arrested even after the officer telling him to leave looked at the law explicitly saying Kalleen could be there.

This Powerball Winner Used His Million-Dollar Prize to Keep a Childhood Promise

Eric Hale takes his promises very seriously—even ones he made as a child. So when he discovered that he had won the Oregon $1 million Powerball jackpot, his first call was to his brother, Quinn—but not just to share the good news… When I was a kid, I promised my brother that if I ever won the lottery, I would split it with him.

A Gunshot Paralyzed This Painter, so She Completely Relearned Her Craft…with No Hands

Mariam Paré always knew she wanted to be an artist, ever since she was a little girl. She grew up dreaming of making a career out of her art.

The Taliban Kills Translators Who Work with the U.S…and the U.S. Helps Them Do It

If you live in Afghanistan and know how to speak English, the U.S. military and their contractors are very interested in employing your services to help them navigate the country. But at some point, the military deployments end and contractors return home, leaving you, the translator, without a job and, more importantly, without protection from the Taliban.

These 21 Sleeping Puppies Just Don’t Care. They’ll Nap However They Want…

What’s cuter than a napping puppy?

Baby Girl Has An Adorably Nonsensical 100-MPH Conversation With Her Daddy

This little girl takes baby babble to a whole new level of awesome…

Guess What Hugely Popular Song Is Banned In San Francisco Right Now?

Over the course of the next few days, there will be one word hated more than any other in the Bay Area. And it just so happens that one of the most popular songs in the world right now is that word.

If You’ve Ever Thought Narcolepsy Is Funny, Watch It Happen to This Woman

Sarah Elizabeth is a young woman who has narcolepsy. She says… …it can be very frustrating to try to explain what it’s like to people who have never seen narcolepsy in real life, and how much of a struggle it can be.

Insane Motorcycle Race Through Narrow Portuguese Alleyways, Stairs and All

When two motorcyclists faced off in a crazy race through the heart of Porto, Portugal, one of them wore a helmet cam and offered commentary the whole time…

How to Say “No” Like an Australian

The word “No” seems simple enough. Just two letters, and therefore two sounds, right? Not if you’re Australian.

Here’s an Ingenious but Incredibly Stupid Way to Move a Couch Out of the Third Floor

These guys prove that it is possible to be both brilliant and really, really dumb…

Ian McKellen Turns His Most Iconic Line into a Punchline for a Group of Adoring Fans

When he was visiting a Chew Valley School recently, Ian McKellen channeled Gandalf to tell the students a quick joke…

How to Draw Perfect Freehand Circles with No Practice

Short version: Move the paper, not your pen…

Jimmy Fallon Challenges Bradley Cooper to Raw Egg Russian Roulette

A dozen eggs. Eight boiled and four raw. Who will stay clean and who will end up with egg on their face?

Now THAT Is a Specific Pizza Delivery Order

When this hungry customer at redditor Caboosium’s pizza place ordered her two medium pizzas online, she added a couple notes, one for the cook and one for the delivery guy… No word on how satisfactory the crusts were, but everything was fine with Frank.

Before He Was Famous, Adam Carolla Installed Closets. Once, He Put One In The Wrong House…

Before he made it big as a comedian, Adam Carolla had a job installing closets. During a visit with Jimmy Kimmel, he told everyone the hilarious story of the time he mistakenly installed a closet in the wrong house…

Supercut of Robert Downey Jr.’s Greatest Movie Moments

To celebrate the release of Robert Downey Jr.’s latest movie, The Judge, Tastefully Offensive put together a compilation of the greatest moments in the legendary actor’s career.