You don’t need equipment to workout. Drop to the ground and rep out some push-ups to work your chest; perform bodyweight squats to work your quads and glutes; and snatch old lady’s purses to keep your cardiovascular health up to snuff.
We don’t expect you to shell out hard-earned (or slyly-stolen) cash on headphones just because someone overpaid celebrity signed a contract that allowed their name to be slapped on the earbud.
Fact #1: An adult’s body — i.e. your body or the prettier one pictured — is made up of 7 octillion atoms.
#1. Want to destroy ISIS? Unleash Rex Kwon Do on their asses!
Actor Jean-Claude Van Damme recently dipped into a bar while on break from shooting scenes for The Expendables 2, and apparently the guy downs cocktails as fast as he delivers roundhouse kicks.
There are Christmas movies you’ve seen so many times you can practically recite every line: A Christmas Story, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, Love Actually (oh, just admit it).
Chapped lips, chapped lips, chapped … well, chapped anything can be a painful and annoying skin condition.
Even during relatively mild winters, most of us need a hat, boots, a coat, a scarf, and gloves. All gloves are not created equal, and they all certainly don’t look equal when you’re wearing them.
Our objective has always been to carry less with us, which is why we never understood fanny packs, man pursse, or wallets that jut out a few feet from someone’s back pocket.
1. The worst part about this: most of us make the attempt with surgical precision before going on the hunt for a new roll.
We like brownies, we like booze, and we especially like brownies with booze. And since drinking and eating eating dessert are what the true holiday spirit is all about — wait, did we get that wrong?
1. Starfished after four Bud Lights? Lightweight.
Thanks to greedy developers and the advent of “freemium” games — South Park recently nailed taking down this trend — the idea of playing a game for free feels like a ruse.
I have never understood why many guys think it’s okay to research which razor is best for shaving, but they would never think about doing homework on which shampoo works for them.
When we were kids, we thought Christmas songs were wholesome. After all, we sang them at school recitals and our grandparents played them on the Victrola.
You don’t necessarily wear a watch to tell time. About a million other gadgets and gismos can do that for you — your smartphone being the most obvious and most carried.
A hoodie can be a versatile piece of apparel. It’s not biz-casual and never will be, but the right hoodie can work in a variety of situations.
The shaved look on the right head — i.e. one that isn’t square or too pumpkin-shaped or suited with a giant dent — can provide a polished and more refined look.
Walking into a popular happy hour, I recently noticed that everyone in the bar was wearing a primary colored tee shirt.
It’s all Joy To The World until your 300-year-old aunt stiffs you with a crummy gift card to Starbucks.