BREAKING: everything you thought you knew is a lie. Hello Kitty is not, in fact, a cat. This news comes from Christine R.
ThinkGeek is selling Das Can-In-Stein, a $10 resin doo jobby that turns any 12-ounce can into beer stein.
First we had a cat wearing a shark costume riding a Roomba. Then we had the same cat wearing a shark costume riding a Roomba AT NIGHT.
Check out this series of photos by Patrick Hall. He filmed all his subjects in slow-motion as they were getting tased by a handheld stun gun.
This is a v. intense video of a couple penguins getting into a slap fight. I think one of them is trying to break it up, but it’s hard to be certain because being a penguin expert is hard work and that’s not what I’m about.
McDonalds Japan is selling a jumbo-sized soda built for two. It even comes with two straws so you can sip gazing into your lovah’s eyes.
Buzzfeed brings us this video of two couples racing to finish building an IKEA desk first. One couple has been kickin’ it for 10 years, the other having just met… the results will shock you.
Pizza Hut Japan has a store run entirely by cats as evidenced in this web series titled Pizza Cat! They are… not particularly good at running a business.
I scream you scream we all scream aw hell you know the drill. Hammacher Schlemmer is selling this $35 Kickball Ice Cream Maker.
Babies: they eat, sleep, cry, look cute as hell, and poop their pants. And that is basically IT. The little freeloaders have like zero responsibility, yet for some reason someone decided to create a relaxing day spa for babies in Houston, Texas.
This is a video of Millie the dog bringing in her humans’ groceries as two other lazy dogs watch. Pretty impressive!
Archie McPhee is selling Finger Hands, tiny hands worn on the ends of your fingers. A set of 5 goes for just $5.
Hold on to your butts, here’s a story that begins with “Florida man…” that doesn’t end in complete sadness aka meth and a mugshot.
This is Rocky, a little French bull dog puppy making a leap of faith AND LET’S ASSUME LOVE into his human’s arms.
Meet Johanna Quaas, the Guinness World Record holder for the oldest practicing gymnast. She’s the big 8-7!
Hot dogs: they’re basically @$$holes and elbows. But to one man in China, they were the key to his girlfriend’s hand in marriage.
This is a video of Lizzie the bearded lizard wearing a cowboy hat, riding Rambo, the Sulcata tortoise.
A mugshot within a mugshot is SO META. [UPROXX] Almost as bad as making out with a poster on your wall.
This is a trailer for The Princess Bride if The Princess Bride was a horror film called The Princess Died.
This is a video of three cats wearing watermelons on their respective heads. What a time to be alive!